fail.

I had plans today. For a little while there, I was kinda giddy and happy about them. And then it was over. Just like that. Anxiety won, so I cancelled. But more than anything, I failed. Freaked the eff out and decided to remain reclusive in my humble abode. There are multiple layers to this fail, but that is kinda irrelevant. The fact of the matter is that I don't need the awesomeness of Fail Blog to mock fails when I am the very creator of some myself. As such, I plan on posting other people's fails that I've seen on blogs. Hmm, that'll be somewhat of a win. Oftentimes, I find when I see pictures of other people's fails, everyone wins. My fail, alas, cannot be photographed. So, no one wins from it.

Tattoo Fail

Umm, no honey, we all will judge you. Your god may "juge" you, but only you know what that means. Tattoo fails like this reeeeeally piss me off. It bothers me that people can be so negligent with what they choose to have indelibly inked into their skins. I just got my tat a few months ago, and before my tattoo artist (who is awesome, btw) started with the needle, I made sure I carefully inspected his outline. That's how you catch mistakes: quality control. I hope this guys ink deters him from getting laid. Yeah, I said it.



http://www.tattoodisasters.com/2009/05/29/failed-the-spelling-be/


Party Cake Fail


Here's the thing about this party cake fail. I can TOTALLY understand how this decision was made. My dad LOVES his Bud Light. Last year, had it not been for unforeseeable and unfortunate circumstances, I totally would have thrown him the fattest 60th birthday party ever. This party would have included a super awesome cake (preferably somewhat low in sugar, what with his diabetes and all). The idea of bringing one of his greatest loves to life via cake would have been a thought, but it FAILS. This cake fails for two reasons: the idea of Bud Light and cake is nauseating in and of itself, but the premise that decorating it to look as it if has been lovingly showered in that vile alcoholic beverage is just appalling. Whoever thought up the idea of this cake and it's decoration, plain and simply failed.


http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/08/buyers-remorse.html



Snack Product Fail


Nothing satiates that mild hunger for a crispy snack like a kick in the balls by a fellow Japanese scuba diver. This product fails to quench any reasonable person's desire for a snack, and somewhat denigrates the Doritos name. Junk Stomping does not equal nacho cheesy delights like we know them here in the states. For that, this bag of chips fails.



http://www.sogoodblog.com/2009/08/19/doritos-like-a/



Mourning Fail

Now generally, I am all about integrating current events and pop culture in our humor and such. But this is a bit much. Maybe I am just in a bad place to truly appreciate it this, but I'm going to have to assert that it is way too soon to do this type of thing after the loss of such an influential and inspirational political figure. Perhaps I am in need of a chill pill, but this is a little too much for me right now. I see it, it is a mourning fail. Kinda funny, though. In a really effed up, guilt-laden way.

http://catchupblog.typepad.com/catch_up_blog/2009/08/rip-ted-kennedy.html